Author Spotlight: Bey Deckard

Happy Monday Folks!

If my life had taken a different path, I have no doubt I would have been an entertainment correspondent or an MTV VJ. I’d pop up on your television screen during red carpet events with a microphone shoved in some celebrities face hell bent on getting them to spill semi-exclusive dirt. I WAS MADE FOR THAT LIFE. Hey, if things ever take off with this writing gig, TMZ, call me!

Since it’s highly likely my dream has been deferred, I’ve decided to carve out my own space. Today, I’m introducing a new segment that casts a spotlight on individuals in the romance industry. The spotlights will feature authors, bloggers, PA’s, reviewers, editors, etc. 

Kicking off the inaugural spotlight is Bey Deckard. I couldn’t have chosen a better person to start this thing off. Get to know Bey; he’s a fun guy! 

I always find author interviews kind of boring. We only get to see one side of an author, the polite side. If you had an evil doppelganger, what detail would they enjoy revealing about you to the public that people would find surprising and possibly questionable?

do have a doppelganger but he’s nice. He buys me cool t-shirts and DVDs and recently signed me up for classes at a film school. But there was that time he booked a trip to Cuba that I had to cancel because… what the hell, dude?

An evil doppelganger would have a lot of material to work with, I’m afraid. Hm… how about this? I was a thief and a total juvenile delinquent. 

Call it boredom, poverty, or overly strict parents, but I was constantly getting up to no good. From around the age of thirteen I began stealing things. Shoplifting, breaking into rich peoples’ houses to steal stuff—I can pick locks with ease and I have a nose for finding valuables—but sometimes just to use their pool or simply snoop around. I broke into a lot of places: a church, an old theatre, a few um… tourist buildings here in Montreal, some neighbourhood civic centres and swimming pools… my high school on the weekends. I made amazing fake IDs that I sold… plus, I did all the shitty little things juvenile delinquents do: property damage, like graffiti and lighting fires, but once I also dumped half a carton of raw eggs into some dude’s Beemer because he left the sunroof open. Oy and not to mention all the copious underage drinking and drugs and the partying with nefarious people and members of a certain organized crime syndicate. And this was all before the age of sixteen and I was never caught (welll… I was suspended a few times for minor things, like for smoking in the locker room at school… Hey, it was raining out.) 

It was mostly petty stuff, and running away from the cops was funny, and I felt like I wasn’t actually hurting anyone. But… two things happened. The first, and most important, was that my kid brother was caught shoplifting. Now, I love my brother. He was my best friend in the whole world back then and I protected the shit out of the kid… and here he was, doing the kind of stupid crap I was doing? That really shook me up. The second thing was that I had a few very wise teachers who were tired of my bullshit (because despite all the above and only showing up a few days a week, I was still in the top 5% of my classes) who worked together to find things for me to focus all this unrestrained criminal mania into. Mainly, art.

So, I was a bad kid. I’m still not very good with rules, but I have changed a lot since then. Heh… I still own a very nice lock-pick set, but these days I just pick my own locks and leave everyone else’s alone :)

What’s the most outrageous job you’ve ever held?

Outrageous? I don’t think I’ve had an outrageous job… except maybe “writer”. I’ve worked at, in chron order: a die-cutting plant, a local newspaper, a home renovation store, a luggage import place, an alternative/punk clothing and boots shop, a web hosting company, an Apple retailer, and a big software company. And I’ve been doing freelance graphic and UI design throughout most of that… since ‘97-98.

If you could co-write with any author (living or deceased) who would you choose and why?

Hmm… co-writing is hard. I don’t always play nice with others. But, I do have something lined up in the future with another author, if I ever get my act together, but there’s no way to tell if it’s going to work until we give it a go. Let’s see… I’d love to co-write something with Donatien Alphonse François aka the Marquis de Sade just because I think we’d pull off something so completely offensive together. Maybe Poppy Z Brite (Billy Martin)? I think our styles might mesh?

But, I don’t know… see, if I really admire an author’s work, my very last instinct would be to say “let’s write together” because why would I want to change what I enjoy about their writing by muxing styles in collaboration? And, if I don’t admire an author’s work… why would I want to write with them? Know what I mean? 


Do you sing in the shower?

Yes! All the time. My repertoire includes Jeremy by Pearl Jam, Reveille by Zachary Richard, Red Right Hand - the Arctic Monkeys version, Bank Robber by the Clash, and Glory and Gore by Lorde.

It doesn’t matter if you’re in a relationship at the moment. This question falls under the umbrella of “make believe/what if.” If you could go on a date with one celebrity, who would you choose and why?

Um. Hm. I don’t really want to go on a date with any celebrity in particular. Hell, I don’t really like dates in general. But, maybe I’d go have a beer with Mads Mikkelsen and practice my Danish. Does that work? I’m much more interested in the characters they play or the music they make than the actual people themselves. Sorry that’s a bit of a boring answer.

What’s one thing you do to get over writer’s block?

Usually I get blocked when I can’t decide which story to work on. Other times, I have too much on my mind to write so I wait for my mind to clear a bit and then I’m fine. Also, there is something that happens to me when I’m close to finishing a book… it’s like I don’t want it to end. I’ll procrastinate and do everything I can to avoid writing and when I am writing it’s like pulling teeth. I know what’s going to happen and I don’t want to make it real, because once I’ve made it real, it means it’s the end and I no longer get to live in their world. In all cases, it just takes time and acceptance that I can’t force a process. Normally I play video games or binge-watch a show to get over it. 

Peanut butter: Crunchy or smooth?

Haitian mamba… crunchy and hot or medium-hot. :)

What song best describes your personality?

You ask hard questions. I like it. After much contemplation I’m going to have to go with these three: I Can’t Give Everything Away by David Bowie, Black Leaf by The Cave Singers, and Gimme Danger by Iggy Pop & The Stooges. 

If you could choose to live your life in between the pages of a book, what book would you insert yourself into?

Is it okay if I pick my own Baal’s Heart series? Otherwise… I have no idea. A lot of my favourite books aren’t exactly cheerful or comfortable to live in. Take a gander of my “favourites” shelf on Goodreads (not complete): https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/28754029-bey-deckard?shelf=favourites

Favorite TV show?

If I had to pick one, just one… I think Taboo (FX) is it. At least right at this moment. I have about thirty favourite shows, but right now, right at the zenith of that list, is Taboo and I hate that it’ll be a while before season 2. 

**Bonus Question**

Ever tried BDSM? If not, would you? 


I would say that BDSM has been my default since my teens, but I’ll accommodate partners who aren’t into it. :) I’m into varying degrees of D/s from “sort of silly” all the way to TPE. I like stuff like breath control, rape fantasy, edgeplay… impact, knife, electro… it’s all good, but I’m super low protocol and I chafe at overly-strict structure. I just like everyone to have a good time and feel like it’s a-ok to like what we like.

Bio:

Canadian indie author Bey Deckard wanted to be many things when he grew up: veterinarian, vampire, paleontologist, crane operator, sniper, ophthalmologist, brain surgeon, marine biologist, lawyer, forensic anthropologist, set designer, underwater archaeologist, mortician, rock star, philanthropist… but writer was not on the list. Artist wasn’t there either because he’d been drawing and paintings since he was a tot and figured that made him one already. 

Freelance graphic design paid the bills while Bey levelled up with a BFA in Art History (minor in Anthro). However, he landed in the tech world where the degree was worth FA, and stayed there for over a decade before leaving, thoroughly sick of working for The Man. That’s when the writing started, and Bey still can’t believe it wasn’t on that list above because he absolutely loves doing it and can’t really imagine doing anything else. 

Bey’s books aren’t quite romance and aren’t quite erotica, and they jump from genre to genre, but they’re all character driven and he likes to think they’re interesting. 

These days, if Bey’s not writing or working on graphics, you’ll find him posting pics of his best buddy and constant canine companion Murphy, cooking up some tasty vegetarian eats, hanging out on facebook, or sitting back to watch a movie with a drink (or many). 

As a reader, Bey’s usual staples are biographical works, medical research papers, all sorts of history books (nautical, medieval, and medical being his favourites), science fiction, fantasy, horror, KGB/CIA thrillers, and graphic novels. 

Website: 

Artist, Writer, Dog Lover - http://www.beydeckard.com

Exposed is Bey’s most recent release. Activate your one-click finger!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06XNMPP7P

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